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Dallas, TX - Straights In
Sports, an organization made up of homophobic pro athletes
whose whole agenda is to get gays out of sports, was shocked
to find out that their two favorite songs, songs they've
made into macho jock anthems, "We Will Rock
You" and "We Are The Champions,"
were both sung by a gay man, the late Freddie Mercury
of Queen. "We saw it on VH-1,"
said straight spokesman Rod Stinger, "and we still
think it might be the left-wing Jewish media f*&king
with us." When it was pointed out to Stinger that Freddie
Mercury was openly gay and talked about it in the press,
Stinger said, "I just figured it was a marketing hook."
When it was pointed out that Mercury wore earrings and tight
pants and about a ten pound codpiece, Stinger said, "We
just figured he was buzzin' from steroids." When it
was pointed out that the name of the group was freakin'
QUEEN, and the band did nothing to hide the fact that their
name was freakin' QUEEN, Stinger said, "We just thought
'Queen' -- Y'know, they're British, they have a queen, like
that. I'm flabbergasted. In fact, I may be all the way to
flummoxed."
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