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"Hey Cheney, face the screen towards
me!" |
Tuftaspel, Turkey - President George
W. Bush, in Turkey for a big summit with European leaders who
really don't want to be there, has apparently brought along a copy of
Michael Moore's film "Farehneit 9/11"
so that he can use his down-time watching his golf swing in slow motion
and fixing it. "It's perfect, because there's plenty of footage of
him golfing in it," said assistant press liaison Ginny Puffsickle,
When it was pointed out that the vast majority of the movie is a scathing,
brutal look at the Bush administration and that quite frankly the movie
rips Bush a new heinie button, Puffsickle said, "Really? We haven't
heard anything about it. Cheney just told us there's
some good shots of GW golfing, and he got it for nothing from one of the
Halliburton guys who downloaded a bootleg copy."
Puffsickle then told reporters not to worry, that Bush would just "fast
forward through all the poopy stuff." She pointed out that the one
technological thing George Bush has down cold is the DVD remote, especially
the fast-forward button. "He gets a lot of practice watching movies
and fast-forwarding through any scene that doesn't have stuff blowing
up," said Puffsickle. She said Bush likes to work on his golf swing
in between intermittent bouts of talking directly to God and eating barbecue.
He should have plenty of down time in Turkey, she noted, because most
European leaders have shown what could only be termed chronic reluctance
to actually get within a 500-foot radius of the president in this almost
entirely seething Muslim nation. Bush agreed to hold the summit in Turkey
because his daughters always spoke highly of "Wild Turkey."
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