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"That's not my gin and tonic, that's
a big, fat fist!" |
Los Angeles, CA - A stunned Lennox
Lewis told reporters this week that he did not even realize he
had a championship prize fight scheduled for Saturday night in Los Angeles
until midway through the sixth round against Vitali Klitschko.
"That's when I realized something was amiss," said the articulate
Brit, who managed to escape with his title when the fight was stopped
due to a poached eyeball on Klitschko's head. According to Lewis, "Earlier
that day, I'd had a fabulous breakfast, bangers and mash, at the Ritz
Carlton, then took a nap. My manager awakened me, and he'll attest
- I was a bit sleepy still. He escorted me from my suite at the Ritz to
a limo and we went for a drive." Lewis told reporters he often takes
drives to relax, fondle his heavyweight belt and find new female friends.
"Anyway, the carriage pulls to a stop. Mind you, I'm still a bit
mellow and nappy-time-ish. He leads me by the hand from the limo, we step
inside a building, I had no idea it was the Staples Center.
I figured it was one of those ribald clubs on Sunset Boulevard or perchance
the movie theatre, as my manager knows I yearned to see the new 'Hulk'
flick, I hear it's smashing. Anyway, I glance around, I noticed there
were attractive ladies, spinning lights, and alcohol, and I thought, 'Well,
this isn't a movie theatre, but it is pleasant, I could go for a steak
and a blonde.' Then all of a sudden, some Russian bloke started beating
on me." Lewis claims at that point he thought he was "hallucinating,
perhaps some randy bird put a spot o' Rohypnol in my Guinness." His
manager finally convinced him it was a heavyweight title fight. "Bollocks!"
Lewis added, "I thought that was next Saturday. I simply must get
a Blackberry."
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