So close! Oh, so close!
First - I had pot-bellied Brit golf sensation Colin Montgomerie
to win the U.S. Open. Fifteen potato chips worth
of confidence. He's never, ever done well in the Open, so obviously
- he was SO DUE. After flirting with being only 14 strokes back,
he collapsed and finished out of it. Ugh!...
Then - I covered my ass with nine potato chips on the New
Jersey Nets to win the NBA. Thirty minutes
in, they're playin' great, they're stuffin' socks in the crowd's
mouth down in San Antone, then - they go belly up. Don't look
now, but I smell a big steamy bowl of...
F - I - X...
Then - I covered both of those bets with six nice salty chips
on Roger Clemens failing to reach 300 wins. Who
picked last weekend to give the Yankee bullpen No-Doz. Oy, oy,
oy...
Thank God - I had three chips down on Sparks Landfill CC of Nevada
to ace the Juco kayak title. So let's see, 15 down, add 9 down,
another 6 down, but 3 times 5-to-1... uhhh...
I'm about even. Niiiice. Time for a well-deserved 'Gas Tank O'
Ice Cream' at Choppers Casino and Sweet Shop near the raceway.
Hope you learned from this how to multi-layer your betting strategy,
or my name ain't...
The Tubster
We all know unsanctioned
gambling is illegal, and Sportalicious! would never condone it.
But if you're playing at the kitchen table, an innocent game with
your kids using potato chips…knowledge is power, that's
all we're saying.
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