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Peek Beach, CA - Sportalicious' own Anthem Singing Breasts have unveiled plans for a new swimsuit calendar for 2004 slated to hit stores in plenty of time for the holidays. Titled "Buddies," the calendar will feature the Breasts posed with a wide variety of designer swimsuits at colorful California locations. "Not just beaches either," said the Left Breast, who does most of the talking, "but landmarks too, like Santa Monica Beach." The calendar also features the Breasts at places like Disneyland, Universal Studios and the Playboy Mansion. Permits for fashion photography, however, could not be obtained for any location, so the shots "have a freshness, an immediacy," said Sportalicous! managing editor Chet Waterhouse, "and yeah, well, fine, a little blurriness, but that's the price you pay for spontaneity. And ohhhh brother, make no mistake - these two are easy on the eyes!" The calendar also includes a CD of the Breasts singing sexy, summer songs. "We can't release the titles of any of the songs," said Waterhouse, "because there's some damn licensing snafus we gotta iron out. Man oh man, everybody's out for a buck."