Who would've thought - Empire Maker
in the Belmont? The second favorite horse would
win. Unbelievable. I guess a lot of people betting that day thought
of it - but maybe that's one of those situations when a track
rumor spreads like wildfire. Anyway...
I had Scrimshaw. Covered by taking Scrimshaw
to place and show as well. He looked aces for about a third of
the race, then dropped back in a strategic play to close fast.
Then he got jostled, and took a whip-flick to the eyeball, and
a flash photographer blasted two in a row in his face...Agh! Ah
well. Seven potato chips. He finished last, but what a ride! What
a great American story! He really captured bettors hearts...
Speakin' of... the flaming veal heart at the Black Forest Rathskeller
is sooooo good. So good. how do they get it to taste so bacon-y?!
Heaven...
Giulio's Italian Thief Casino and Spa has a sportsbook that just
listed odds on Martha Stewart. I think there's
some potato chips to be made here!:
2:1 - Stewart will go to prison
3:1 - Prison will make "Better Homes
And Gardens" in 12 months
7:1 - Stewart is not real blonde
15:1 - Inmate will get hurt discovering if Stewart
is real blonde or not
50:1 - Stewart will use guest hosts on her show
while she's in prison
4:1 - Stewart will use gay guest hosts on her show while
she's in prison
I'd bet all of these - that's right, all of 'em! At least three
will come in, and then you'll be stealin' money from her instead
of the other way around, or my name ain't...
The Tubster
We all know unsanctioned
gambling is illegal, and Sportalicious! would never condone it.
But if you're playing at the kitchen table, an innocent game with
your kids using potato chips…knowledge is power, that's
all we're saying.
|
