Triple Crown, Shmiple Crown - take anybody but
Funny Cide in the Belmont! Who cares about history
when your odds'll be no better than 8:5?...
My Bassmasters source tells me the law may come
down on Team Rapala for an illegal spinner rig on its crank bait
and - get this! - an inaccurate eyeball on its chub lure!! Put
some potato chips down on Team Cabela to win the overall at the
Bacon Bits Ozark Invitational. Catch it on the Fishtory Channel...
The Silver Kitty's sportsbook in Dust Village near Henderson just
posted some odds on this week's ongoing G-8 conference in Switzerland.
If you're the kinda guy who reads the front page, maybe you can
make a few potato chips:
6:1 - George Bush will punch
or shove Jacque Chirac
8:1 - One of the G-8 will drop out
10:1 - Russia's Valery Putin will get laid first
15:1 - Tony Blair and Bush will
find a strip club
70:1 - Italy will offer up something relevant
200:1 - France will admit a mistake from its
past
The last bet is tempting because of the odds, but your best bet
here is Putin. My source at the UN translators lunch room tells
me the guy has huge shoes...
Speaking of, the knockwurst at Gustav's Yodel Village in Alpine
Al's Casino is huge, peppery, and always, always evenly cooked
all the way through. There's something to be said for hand-turned
sausage, or my name ain't...
The Tubster
We all know unsanctioned
gambling is illegal, and Sportalicious! would never condone it.
But if you're playing at the kitchen table, an innocent game with
your kids using potato chips…knowledge is power, that's
all we're saying.
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