Not much natural light in this joint.

Claptown, MD - Runaway Preakness winner Funny Cide was spotted late Saturday night at an exotic men's club 30 miles from Pimlico, where he was drinking champagne ringside, buying drinks for the house and paying stripper after stripper for "saddle dances." Cide, the New York gelding who won his balls back at the Kentucky Derby, was buying boxes of overpriced cigars and hitting on more women "than Charlie Sheen on Jagermeister," said Clint Flume, owner of "Crazy Horse" gentlemen's club near several truck stops north of Baltimore. Flume said after the club closed, Cide registered at the Crabcakes Motor Inn next door. The following morning a desk clerk verified that a stripper by the name of "Jericha" staying in Cide's room rang up $900 in room service breakfast, most of that coming on bacon and delivery charges. Flume said that while at his club, Cide continually leaned back, spread his legs and said, "Triple Crown me, Triple Crown me!" He fell over once and had to be trotted out for fresh air. "He dropped a good hundred grand in here, but at no time," said Flume, "did he ever treat the skanks who strip here like anything but ladies." Earlier that evening Cide traded in his horse trailer for a navy blue Cadillac Escalade which state troopers verified was headed north to New York shortly after noon Sunday.