NBA SPECIAL!!! The best places to lay down
your hoops potato chips...
First, let me just say... ...I may have lost eleven potato chips,
but I stand by my pick of the Milwaukee Bucks
to win it all in the NBA...
Sure, it was a long shot. OF COURSE IT WAS! Why bet anything else?
Put on the gutsy glasses - Are you beginning to see the Tubster's
vision? Okay, there's no real money left in pickin' the winner,
so here's the hottest places to lay down the rest of your NBA
potato chips on some REAL bets...
Terry Argentini's Gay Caballero casino sportsbook has Phil
Jackson's angioplasty at seven-to-one to hold for the
full five years... ...look at it like mutual funds - long wait
for the payout but worth it...
The tiny Forked Tongue Gaming Teepee out near the Comanche steakhouse
is laying 5-to-1 that Alan Iverson will not smile
the rest of the way... ...snap it up, paleface frowners!...
Big Jack Lumberjacker's casino and spa out on the abandoned logging
road on the north side of Mount Charleston is giving 10-to-1 odds
that the Dallas Mavericks will run out of hair
gel before the finals... ...dicey, but gutsy, I say, put a potato
chip on it and lick your fingers ten times over!...
Speakin' of lickin' your fingers, Salabim's Magic Carpet Casino
has a "We Love America" T-Bone and Apple Pie dinner
special... at $1.99, it's highway "arab"-ery...
Tim Duncan looks stomach-flu-y to me... I'd 'spur-n'
San Antone....
Chuck Weed's Dandy Lion sportsbook says it's 4-to-1 someone on
the Detroit Pistons will get arrested by airport
security... I say... all flights delayed while you haul out four
potato chips, or my name ain't...
The Tubster
We all know unsanctioned
gambling is illegal, and Sportalicious! would never condone it.
But if you're playing at the kitchen table, an innocent game with
your kids using potato chips…knowledge is power, that's
all we're saying.
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