Junebug, NC - PGA journeyman Joey Sindelar won The Wachovia Championship in a sudden death playoff Sunday and walked away with over a million dollars, but that was chump change compared to finally being rid of the promise he made after his last tour victory at the Hardee's Classic 14 years ago -- that he would not have sex until he won again on the PGA tour! Though Sindelar made the comment in jest, as most of you know, golf is governed by strict rules that date back centuries, and a nearby official who overheard the remark that fateful day had to inform Sindelar of rule number 128.6 paragraph V subsection 19, which reads in part, "...Promises made before leaving the 18th green of a tournament victory must be honored or the player is penalized two strokes each of his next ten tournaments and must relinquish title and prize money for that tournament and wear pink pants for a year." Like most of us after a big win, "1990" Sindelar thought he was on a roll. Haha! Ohhhh! That is funny when it happens to someone else, isn't it? Anyway, despite close calls at tournaments in '92, '93, '96, '99 and 2002, Sindelar was unable to shake the curse. When his parr putt won the Wachovia title in sudden death Sunday, Sindelar immediately crumpled to his knees and let out a gutteral yell that lasted over seven minutes and scared all dogs within a four-mile radius of the course. His wife, as you may imagine, was even more excited. Course officials immediately sealed off the aptly-named "scoring shack" for the Sindelars. Wachovia, as many of you know, is either an investment firm or one of Dick Cheney's shadow companies that somehow shields oil profits from the IRS.