I'm in a great mood today - picked up three potato
chips from a friend betting that the Tokyo airport had lower SARS
odds than the Seoul airport. A little cajoling of the operator
on the Center For Disease Control hotline, and wham, I'm buyin'
tonite!...
Speaking of...want to get dinner and a buzz but short on time?
Try the martini-stuffed steak at the Jazzy Bistro in Cy Calandera's
Shout Chorus Resort/Spa south of Carson City's old midget oval...
Don't feel bad, I didn't have Funny Cide either...
But if you want to make back those potato chips at the Preakness
and Belmont here's some underdog tips from my
sources inside the paddock:
PORNITHOLOGY - chestnut colt out of Big Daddy
and IBrak4Guys. Trained on a peatmoss farm in Montana. Great mudder.
Owned by a Buddhist monastery that's taken a vow of silence, so
trainer Paulie Pompa has his way. Should go off about 90-1...
HEDDA LETTUCE - cream and black mare out of Captain
Zucchini and Rollin' In The Grass. Likes to break free and run,
a trait common to all of feisty trainer Chu Duc Kim's horses.
The best 100-1 horse in the Triple Crown...
KAHLUA & KAREEM - jet black cold out of Sonny
Listone and Calfeteria. Owned by a consortium that may include
Star Jones. Pulled up lame in the Feta Cheese Classic at Santa
Anita, but been known to fake it better than Ann Heche. A sleeper
at 90-1...
I miss that Chuck Woolery thing, "Greed"...
Next week, we'll take a look at how to hedge your hockey and hoop
playoff bets for maximum potato chip production, or my name ain't...
The Tubster
We all know unsanctioned
gambling is illegal, and Sportalicious! would never condone it.
But if you're playing at the kitchen table, an innocent game with
your kids using potato chips…knowledge is power, that's
all we're saying.
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