Hola! The Tubster's new roll continues!
(ride it while it lasts, people...)
I lost another four pounds on the all-sausage links diet (down
to 471) AND picked up an easy seven potato chips betting on potential
Chris Berman nicknames during the NFL
Draft...
That, plus a nice dinner at Duke Dickert's Silver Shaft Casino
while an in-bar video poker machine kept my dinner plate nice
and warm -- and I've snowballed my little pebble up to $9K!!!
Okay -- keep it movin', that's my motto. Lotta boxing coming up,
here's the only three tips you'll need --
Mini-bantamweight title -- Lupe Chucho versus
Pepito "Popgun" Escobar -- Popgun in seven. Lupe's great,
but I hear he's actually 53 years old...
Mid-cruiserweight title -- John "Gimme Your
Milk Money" Poindexter versus Alburro Ippotinni. My sources
on the Strip tell me Ippotinni's too busy bedding down every ass
in Marty Chulash's "Fant-ass-see" review at Cannoli's
On The Viaduct. Milk Money will win by TKO...
Welterweight title -- A.B. See versus Miraculous
Fletcher. Don't be fooled by the lazy crossed eye, the Korean
See can see, and he's got fast hands to boot. Miraculous has had
too much fun since he beat up Zag Zagnussen in Goteborg, Sweden
two years ago. A. B. See in boxing's biggest '04 upset...
So go. Bet. Make Money. It makes me smile.
Or my name ain't...
The Tubster
PS stick with me. See? Have faith. See? Oh yeah,
baby!
We all know unsanctioned
gambling is illegal, and Sportalicious! would never condone it.
But if you're playing at the kitchen table, an innocent game with
your kids using potato chips…knowledge is power, that's
all we're saying.
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