Strap yourselves in... I'M BACK!
What a week.
FIRST - sold my Pontiac Aztek
for $1800! (Bluebook is $900). Nice couple from Utah.
SECOND - Put all 1800 potato chips on Talladega
Tech to win the Juco Stock Car Racing National Championship, and
their '79 customized AMC Matador ROMPED past Pillsbury State's
'74 Ford Torino to take the title!
THIRD - Took the now-3500 potato chips (had to
subtract a c-note for the vigorish and the best chocolate jalapeno
chicken wing dinner in Vegas at Pepe's Sabroso Sombrero near the
Jagged County Effluent Basin) ...and put it all on "The Passion
Of The Christ" re-taking the box office lead over a sluggish
field led by "The Whole Ten Yards." And suddenly...
I'm sittin' on $7K!!!!! Now I can't wait to tell Neboor at the
Cartel Apartments where exactly he can stick my security deposit
he's holding because of some supposed "carpet problem"
I caused...
or my name ain't
The Tubster
PS stick with me. See? Have faith. See? Oh yeah,
baby!
We all know unsanctioned
gambling is illegal, and Sportalicious! would never condone it.
But if you're playing at the kitchen table, an innocent game with
your kids using potato chips…knowledge is power, that's
all we're saying.
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