Oh boy, I feel weak. I've dropped 17 pounds in
three weeks on the Hopkinsville all pork-protein diet, but I think
only about half of it was due to the diet and the other half due
to the fact I got delirious twice and wandered the median strip
of Interstate 15 for a couple days until one time the cops brought
me in and another time a guy looking for coins with a metal detecter
found me. Anyways...
Let's go before I crash and need a bacon shake.
I knew either Mickelson or Dougie Pete Griebewitz
would snap out of it this week on the PGA tour.
I put three chips down on Dougie Pete. SO close.
I mean, in the fact that it was one or the other. (Dougie Pete
had a 98 in the first round and withdrew with a case of bad corns...)
Got half of that back with a chip-plus on The University of the
Cul De Sac to take the NCAA Division Four Ice
Dancing finals last weekend in Bridgescum, NY. Jameer el-Coburn
and Nancy Pelz never made Hall & Oates look
prettier!...
Then I got the rest back on Gordy Punge's nitro riding mower in
the "Under 5 Yards Long" category at the Winternationals
in Pomona, CA. Man, he could cut your lawn in like a minute!...
Speakin' of, the wheatgrass key lime pie at Gravel Pete's Quarrytown
Casino Club is awesome AND good for you! Plus,
it's heavy on the cheese, just a little graham crust, so it fits
inside the weekly 'Food Duffel' I'm allowed by Hopkinsville! Or
my name ain't...
The Tubster
NEXT WEEK: I dunno, I need a nap.
We all know unsanctioned
gambling is illegal, and Sportalicious! would never condone it.
But if you're playing at the kitchen table, an innocent game with
your kids using potato chips…knowledge is power, that's
all we're saying.
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