Inundated with emails about “American Idol”
odds. I always say, give the fans what they want! – These
are the best payouts I found, from the sportsbook at Glen’s
Voodoo Palace on Waste Removal Road near Carson City:
Ruben Studdard - 1:1.
Clay Aiken– 2:1
Kimberly Locke – 4:1
Kim Caldwell – 20:1
Field – 100,00:1
Simon will get punched – 8:1
Paula will say something substantive – 250,000:1
Over/Under Randy’s weight – 261 pounds
Over/Under Ruben’s weight – 293 pounds
Over/Under Kimberly Locke’s weight – 261 pounds
Clay is gay – 5:4
Simon is shtupping the blonde teen girl – 5:2
Embarrassing Gay group sings will increase – 4:7
Embarrassing Gay group sings will be cut – 75,000:1
Kelly Clarkson is pregnant – 50:1
Justin Guarini is gay – 5:4
Someone from the crowd will shoot a judge/performer – 30:1
That shooter will be gay – 3:2
Ryan Seacrest is gay – 5:4
Bryan Dunkelman is dead – 4:1
There’s some potato chips to be made on that board, folks.
Speakin’ of 'American', the pizza-stufft Gettysburger at
Battlefield’s Buffet is worth the wait, or I’m not…
The Tubster
We all know unsanctioned
gambling is illegal, and Sportalicious! would never condone it.
But if you're playing at the kitchen table, an innocent game with
your kids using potato chips…knowledge is power, that's
all we're saying.
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