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  Mister Stats
   

Gee, it's great to be back writing another column for Sportalicious! I've been away with some medical mishaps lately, but it gave me time to leaf through some of the once-missing Isaac Newton journals sent out to me from the Stat of the Month Club. Maximum threshold? Are you kidding me? Anyway, when I found out that Sportalicious' technical staff was developing Sportalicious! Hangman I just knew I should be the one to devise the scoring system. After all, Hangman has long been a game without scoring and I've always felt that just wasn't right. Merely hanging the man is not "scoring." You can't chart that - I've tried.

I've long been a fan of scoring in general, but to think that I could devise a scoring system from scratch gave me goose pimples. Literally. They're sorta tough to get rid of, actually. Anyway, I'm sure you're eager to get to the formula.

Everyone knows that it's tougher to get the shorter words. Limited correct plays with a large sample of letters equals higher points distribution. To simply factor letter replication with limbs left to hang would be a gross mistake. Sorta like the North Carolina coach saying the naughty words to the reporter as he went to the locker room after his team lost the NCAA championship game Monday night. Now that was bad math! Ha Ha!

Anyway, although I'm usually opposed to offering bonuses for what is really rather simple to achieve, based on "pressure" from our tech department I've included a bonus for each completed word. The formula entails Y over 5 degrees of minimality plus the length of limbs left minus 3/4 of which scoring round you're in.

See? Easy as Pi. Oh golly, that makes me chuckle.

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