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New Orleans, LA - Shortly after the Syracuse
Orangemen won the NCAA basketball championship Monday night,
beating Kansas 81-78, their fans spilled into the French
Quarter and put that championship in jeopardy. “Jesus, they just
would not stop talking about, ‘Go Orange,’ and ‘We won,’”
said shocked onlookers Natalie Seavert and Jenna Qualls, who were shooting
a “Girls Gone Wild!” video in the French
Quarter. At that point Seavert was forced by some revelers to drink a
shot of Jagermeister with her shirt on. “You cannot come here as
our guest and then rudely, thuggishly interrupt important New Orleans
business, like the shooting of ‘Girls Gone Wild!’ videos,”
said New Orleans Deputy Mayor Baby Doc Mombasa-Marsalis. “Young
ladies’ raisin’ their shirts is a key cog in our economy.
If you prevent the flow of college women liftin’ up their shirts
and flashing melons on videotape, we will throw the book at you.”
Nine different “Girls Gone Wild!” camera crews shooting in
the area were jostled, pummeled, backslapped, fed liquor and generally
prevented from doing their jobs of filming college women raising their
shirts by mobs of Syracuse fans focused only on their win. Mombasa-Marsalis
said the ‘Girls Gone Wild!’ production losses could run in
the millions of dollars. “Those naked titties are gone forever.”
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