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2004 STAFF NCAA BRACKET PICKS CONCLUSION!
Cheddar Falls, WI
- Despite being the only Sportalicious! staffer with a pick
still alive in the NCAA Hoops Tourney final,
golf correspondent and former Iraqi Minister Of Information
Mohamed Saeed al-Sahhaf
was legally prevented from winning the pool because he is
not yet an American citizen and is actually still considered
an enemy of the United States. Al-Sahhaf had Georgia
Tech taking it all. No one else even had a team
in the final game and in fact only fantasy columnist Alan
Castagna wasn't eliminated completely after Week One.
Castagna, a bit of a prick and universally despised by the
rest of the staff, had Duke going to the
championship but would have been foiled on a trumped-up
technicality had Duke won.
Al-Sahhaf forfeited a $35-dollar kitty and a week of free
donuts and coffee from Fast Eddie's Pump 'n Go. "This
is not right, I need the warmth of the caffeinated beverage,"
said a visibly shaken al-Sahhaf, "it is still cold
in this part of Wisconsin! Hot beverage is a must! Why is
it still cold? I love America, except for the cold. I will
take your stupid Test of Citizen Knowledge and next year
I will rightfully claim my free hot beverage and fried cylinders
of tasty dough!"
| |
Chet |
Breasts |
Sahhaf |
Alejandro |
Castagna |
Mr.
Stats |
Dick |
Tubster |
| St.
Louis |
Gonzaga
|
Kentucky
|
Georgia
Tech |
Boston
College
|
Kentucky
|
Mich.
State
|
Nevada
|
Valpo
|
| Atlanta |
Miss.
St.
|
Vanderbilt
|
Arizona
|
Xavier
|
Duke
|
Cincinnati
|
UNC
|
E.
Tenn. St.
|
| Phoenix |
Stanford
|
Princeton
|
Dayton
|
Alabama
|
Stanford
|
Maryland
|
UTEP
|
W.
Mich.
|
| East
Ruth. |
Wisconsin
|
St.
Joseph's
|
Texas
Tech
|
S.
Carolina
|
Ok.
State
|
Florida
|
Pitt
|
E.
Wash.
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