"Shoulda stuck to Tuna"

Puerto Vallarta, Mexico - Barrio Del Mar offshore casino and sportsbook ran into a coral reef off Baja California Sunday and sank in 14 feet of water. All three crew members and all seven bookies survived and seemed in remarkably good spirits.The former Central American tuna trawler had been an offshore gaming facility for over seven months now and because of that longevity was considered the granddaddy of west coast offshore sportsbooks. Barrio Del Mar chief operations officer Vig Vicarelli said the ship experienced a “sudden leak or somethin’, or maybe it was a storm, I think that was it,” and insisted it had nothing to do with their “Syracuse Won’t Make The Final Four In A Billion Years!” promotional wager. Vicarelli apologized to his clientele and said, “You’re winnings are down there, you just gotta go get ‘em. Be careful, there’s a bastard of a rip curl. Sharks, too.”