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2004 STAFF NCAA BRACKET PICKS UPDATE!
After the first two weekends
of college hoop action it is mathematically impossible for
anyone on the Sportalicious! staff to win the office pool.
Only fantasy columnist Alan
Castagna and interview specialist Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf
have teams still in the running. But Castagna's ballot had
to be tossed out when a postmark revealed he actually sent
it after the first eight tournament games had been played.
(Castagna went 8-0 in those games.) Sahhaf is ineligible
because he's not only not a U.S. citizen he's technically
still an enemy of the United States. Because all paperwork
was shredded when someone with a deep voice knocked on the
Sportalicious! office door, it may take weeks to trace selections
down and see who was the least sucky. The man with the deep
voice proved to be a lesbian selling a home dent-popping
kit.
| |
Chet |
Breasts |
Sahhaf |
Alejandro |
Castagna |
Mr.
Stats |
Dick |
Tubster |
| St.
Louis |
Gonzaga
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Kentucky
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Georgia
Tech |
Boston
College
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Kentucky
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Mich.
State
|
Nevada
|
Valpo
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| Atlanta |
Miss.
St.
|
Vanderbilt
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Arizona
|
Xavier
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Duke |
Cincinnati
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UNC
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E.
Tenn. St.
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| Phoenix |
Stanford
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Princeton
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Dayton
|
Alabama
|
Stanford
|
Maryland
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UTEP
|
W.
Mich.
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| East
Ruth. |
Wisconsin
|
St.
Joseph's
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Texas
Tech
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S.
Carolina
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Ok.
State |
Florida
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Pitt
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E.
Wash.
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