2003 NCAA MEN'S BASKETBALL TOURNAMENT
FINAL FOUR PROJECTIONS
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Mister
Stats |
Allan
Castagna |
The Tubster |
Chet
Waterhouse |
Anthem-Singing
Breasts |
| MIDWEST |
Weber
State
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Kentucky |
IUPUI
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Wisconsin |
"Chicago" |
| WEST |
Notre
Dame |
Illinois
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Western
KY
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UW-Milwaukee
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Arizona
State
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| SOUTH |
UConn |
Florida
|
Sam
Houston State
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Michigan
State |
Xavier
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| EAST |
Akron
|
Oklahoma |
Austin
Peay
|
Butler |
Manhattan
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NCAA
SWEET SIXTEEN ROUNDTABLE...
Chet: You guys thought
I was nuts with that midwest crap, didn’t ya? But I got
three of four in the Sweet 16!
Breasts: We were right on “Chicago.”
Castagna: What are you two doin’ later?
The Tubster: Me?
Castagna: Yeah right, fat ass. Them. The Breasts.
Breasts: We could use dinner.
Chet: There’s a new joint, the “Booze ‘N
Red Meat” out on the frontage road.
Castagna: Chet, go call a dog race. They’re talking
to me.
The Tubster: I was told we’d be allowed to pick
all over again once the field got down to sixteen.
Castagna: You’re so freaking sad.
Breasts: We like Arizona.
The Tubster: Butler.
Chet: Syracuse.
Castagna: You two suck. Fine. Kentucky. Let’s go
ladies.
NOTE: "Chicago" did not
technically advance in the NCAA tourney, but it did win an Oscar.
NOTE #2: "Mister Stats", Glenn Furg, was accosted in
a bar by angry Akron fans who accused Furg of making fun of them
by taking their team to win the East regional when the Zips did
not even make the tournament. Furg is in good condition at Auddsmell
Hospital, but his jaw is wired shut and he was unable to participate
in this week’s roundtable.
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