Pebble Beach, CA -
Dar Klrg, from the planet Elzii 261, shot a 67/66 at Pebble
Beach Sunday and says he’s ready to “push
Tiger to the wall.” The Galaxy Federation has sent
Klrg to challenge Tiger, “the first earthling to amount
to something more than crap,” according to the blinding
light crystal proclamation that was burned into the chests
of two Pebble Beach course marshalls. Woods, on retreat
with his Swedish model girlfriend, said he’s ready
and is just waiting for the Federation to up their appearance
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