Yes. This is the new Yankee uniform.

New York, NY - Sportalicious! reporters disguised as Jamaican knock-off designer purse street vendors may have stumbled onto the story of the baseball season -- Yankees owner George Steinbrenner is looking to acquire tennis pin-up Anna Kuornikova! Kuornikova would probably be used as a designated hitter in spot situations, say, when the Yanks need a bunt laid down with backspin on it. Experts think it may also have something to do with attempting to simmer the feud between Derek Jeter and Alex Rodriguez. The dueling superstars share an interest in great-lookin' dames, and perhaps bonding over this common theme could begin to repair a rift that threatens to rip the Yanks apart like a pinata at a blind Mexican kid's birthday party. "What the hell are you talking about?!" said a Yankee spokesman slyly. "You're high and an idiot," he continued, dodging the issue. "Security, get this insane jackass out of here." At that point Sportalicious's insane jackass was escorted out -- a clear sign there was truth to the rumor! Editor Chet Waterhouse said the story was based on "good hard reportin' stuff" and had "nothing to do" with Kournikova's impending legal action against the website for failing to use her picture in a cheap, titillating manner all of last month. "We already planned to use her this week, it has nothin' to do with her phone call," said Waterhouse, "her smooth as cream, hypnotic phone call..." At this point Waterhouse drifted off for a moment, then excused himself.