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STAFF BRACKET PIX UPDATE!
CHET: This is
a bloodbath. Do I have anybody left?
ANTHEM SINGING BREASTS: I've got a little left.
ALAN CASTAGNA: I'll bet you do, sweetheart.
BREASTS: You do? Here, watch this.
(the breasts get Castagna's thumb in a pincher-lock and
drop him to the floor effortlessly.)
OUTDOOR DICK: Wow. Nice. Only other people I've
seen do that move were the Czech secret police.
ALEJANDRO: Hey, where's Mr. Stats?
MOHAMED SAEED AL-SAHHAF: You are the bottom intestine
of psychics. He has been beaten up by zealots of several
teams for quoting errant mascots, my friend.
TUBSTER: I won thirty bucks on that. Are any of
us still in this?
CHET: Barely. What's that noise?
SAHHAF: It's Castagna. He's trying to breathe.
BREASTS: Do we get new picks? We did last year.
OUTDOOR DICK: Nah. That's cheatin'.
CHET: Oh. Uh. Okay. No new picks then this year.
Damn it!
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| |
Chet |
Breasts |
Sahhaf |
Alejandro |
Castagna |
Mr.
Stats |
Dick |
Tubster |
| St.
Louis |
Gonzaga
|
Kentucky
|
Georgia Tech |
Boston
College
|
Kentucky
|
Mich.
State
|
Nevada |
Valpo
|
| Atlanta |
Miss.
St.
|
Vanderbilt |
Arizona
|
Xavier |
Duke |
Cincinnati
|
UNC
|
E.
Tenn. St.
|
| Phoenix |
Stanford
|
Princeton
|
Dayton
|
Alabama |
Stanford
|
Maryland
|
UTEP
|
W.
Mich.
|
| East
Ruth. |
Wisconsin
|
St. Joseph's |
Texas
Tech
|
S.
Carolina
|
Ok. State |
Florida
|
Pitt |
E.
Wash.
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