This "FEATURED FEEDBACK" comes
from a "Greg" in "Okeechobee":
"My buddies are members of a Miccosuki airboat
club and have invited me to a
weekend of fun in the Everglades. Should I be afraid of gators?"
Dear Greg,
Outdoor Dick here. Gators are the least of your worries, bud. The Miccosuki
is infamous in airboat circles for funneling most of the shock absorption
into the inner buttocks region near the anus. Over a constant, steady,
and mid-range ride - say, cruising the Everglades - this produces a
pleasant sensation on the prostate of male riders. Reactions to this
sensation vary from a simple "wow" to first degree murder
under sexual predator statutes. Just in case the missus comes across
this response, let's just say it could "cause problems" for
a good lookin' guy stuck with a group of men after nightfall. A good
bet would be to leave your dental records with the Okeechobee Sheriff's
Dept. before entering the 'Glades and also creating a living trust/will
& testament that is preferably on DVD to avoid post-trauma tampering.
Other than that, enjoy the catfishin'!
-Dick
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