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OK. This isn't our real headquarters. Where would you put a back deck on this baby?
  OK. This isn't our real headquarters.
Where would you put a back deck on this baby?

Cheddar Falls, WI - ESPN won its lawsuit Monday afternoon against Sportalicious!, claiming the website's "S-Pee" awards were somehow an infringement on the network's little-known "Espy" Awards. The decision required Sportalicious to pay ESPN a percentage of its assets, but Sportalicious has no assets save for a $7 return deposit on a propane tank sitting on its back deck. Because of this, ESPN has filed a lien on Sportalicious! property -- but in so doing they have inadvertently lifted the original court ruling and until the lien is in place, Sportalicious may use the name "S-Pees." The show is set to air March 26th from the Trailways Bus Maintenance Depot in Las Vegas, though the musical guest is once again up in the air after Hotley Brue, a Motley Crue tribute band, withdrew. "The Accordion championships are that weekend in Vegas, so I'm not too worried," said Sportalicious! managing editor Chet Waterhouse.

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