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Sportalicious! has been sued by a "comedian,"
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The Missouri River divides South Dakota
just about right down the middle.
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Mitchell, SD - Hockey’s Harlem Globetrotters,
the Rapid City Sticksters, incited a melee at a Mitchell, South Dakota
ice rink after beating the Mitchell American Legion Skatebuddies 14–0
in a charity fundraiser cut short by violence. The Sticksters started
strong with their CircleDiddle routine, drawing applause and scoring twice.
But when former Calgary Flame Keith “Icicle” Katkavage stole
the puck on an uncalled flagrant spear and scored, the crowd fell silent.
Then Stickster captain Ulf “Shticky” Svenhesson added three
quick jam-ins from an illegal position inside the Skatebuddies crease.
At that point the crowd booed and threw things on the ice at the Ferret
County Rink. Former Chicago Blackhawk goalie Vlad Tkatchutkatchut then
made several lewd gestures at the crowd with his hands, his ass, a rusty
knife, and a puck. The crowd then rushed the ice en masse. South Dakota
state troopers raced to the scene and used bean bag cannons to disperse
the crowd. Tension may have stemmed from the fact that the American Legion
Skatebuddies are made up of 9-to-16-year-old boys and girls from Mitchell’s
special education classes.
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Sportalicious.com
defied the odds and reached its one-month birthday
this issue! The site has achieved most of its
early target projections, although it’s
program for zero percent financing will need an
upturn in the stock market, particularly the glucosamine
home test sector, before it can be put in place.
“I’ve
been doing Chet in my act for years,” said
Cesario. Our own Chet Waterhouse responded, “I
don’t care what kind of sorry vaudeville
act he mumbles through on stage, I AM Chet Waterhouse!”
Waterhouse has filed a countersuit on defamation
charges and is seeking $14 million dollars in
damages. Some precedent has been set in “Baretta
vs. Blake,” a California case in which the
court ruled that there is a statute of limitations
on figments of the imagination, after which point
the figment is entitled to full individual rights.
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