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Sherman Oaks, CA - The Feline Athletes
Union has sued the Iditarod Sled Dog Race citing “blatant
cat discrimination” in the makeup of teams for the grueling
Alaskan event which kicked off this week. “We have just
as much right to pull a sled as any husky,” said FAU president
Cosmo, a Los Angeles housecat who is very good playing with twist
ties. “Our agility is…wait, there’s a bird out
the front window. I have to go.” When it was pointed out
that this exact lack of focus might be detrimental in a 1,400-mile
sled race, FAU vice-president Figaro said, “I’m hungry.
Do you have anything to eat? The fact I ate an hour ago is unimportant.
Okay, pet me. Now. Pet me now.” The suit will be filed in
LA district court pending the arrival of any cat representative
to the courthouse.
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