Okay, let's haul out the mirror and take a look at how our own staff did handicappin' the Oscars... First off -- wow, I was drowsy halfway through this baby and I'm on the west coast!! People out east must've given up at 1am and still missed the good stuff... Why can't they start the durn thing at 3pm -- like a picnic? Fun for the whole family. Anyway -- I won a couple potato chips takin' the over at 4hours 20minutes, and no one else had the GUTS to do that... Yeah, I'm talkin' to YOU, Castagna... BEST ACTOR: Alejandro took home three potato chips on Sean Penn. But I'll say this -- the best money bet was Bill Murray, and I make it again. If I had money left. BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR: snakeyes. Chet lost his propane tank re-fill money on Alec Baldwin. Hahahahahah!!! Ohh, that's gonna be a cold porch in Cheddar Falls tonight! BEST ACTRESS: Hey Castagna, hope your little financial cubicle at Bear Stearns in Chi-town is still there, 'cause you lost a LOAD on Naomi Watts!! Nobody got this right. And Outdoor Dick? Tiffany Amber Theisen was NOT nominated, so there's two chips in the toilet... BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS: Snakeyes again. And tip 'o the hat to my arch-enemy, Alan Castagna, for nailing this one right -- Mr. Stats, you ARE an idiot! Marcia Harden isn't gay that's her freakin' middle name! Won two chips back on that side bet... whew!! Needed that to get home!... BEST PICTURE: Chet got drunk enough to stumble into a win here -- got his dough back on "The Lord Of The Rings: Enter The Fist." I gave half my winnings back... but kept more than enough for bus fare back to Vegas -- plus, one a them killer onion and radish pirogis at Shug Mellon's North Platte, Nebraska, Truckteria... Or my name ain't... The Tubster NEXT WEEK: College Hoops. Strap in. We all know unsanctioned gambling is illegal, and Sportalicious! would never condone it. But if you're playing at the kitchen table, an innocent game with your kids using potato chips…knowledge is power, that's all we're saying.