Weir: "This feels kinda light and cheap." Pacific Palisades, CA - In a stunning turn of events, a relatively unknown golfer, Mike Weir, captured the Nissan Open at LA’s Riviera Country Club this past weekend, becoming the first white golfer this century to wrest a championship away from Tiger Woods. Woods had won 101 of the 103 previous tournaments this century, with the other two going to V.J. Singh. The coffee-complexioned Singh is a native of Fiji, which according to the guidelines issued by Reverend Al Sharpton makes him ‘Definitely Black.’ Weir was unaware of his historic feat, stating in a post-game press conference, “I thought Duffy Waldorf won the 2001 Fuddrucker’s Invitational, but I’m fuzzy on that. Wait, maybe it was Fuzzy Zoeller. God, I'm tired.” “All credit goes to Weir,” said Woods, who refused to use his emergency appendectomy on the third hole as an excuse. Woods was penalized six strokes for delay of play and for bleeding into a sandtrap. He lost by three strokes. Send this page to a friend (all fields required): Your Name   Friend's email Your email     The information entered here will be used to send an email on your behalf and will not be collected or used by Sportalicious! for any marketing purposes.