CHET WATERHOUSE Special to Sportalicious! Legendary Sportscaster Chet Waterhouse has been announcing games for over twenty-eight years, shunning the major networks in favor of work that keeps him, in his words, "less bothered by money." A native of Sioux Falls, South Dakota, Chet is most recognized from his stints announcing the syndicated television cult hit "Galactic Gladiators Of Doom" and of course, the World Speed-Fishing Championships, won this year by Finland with 71 pounds of walleye and an average lap time of 52 seconds. Formerly the voice of the Des Moines Wheat Threshers, Chet is now the play-by-play man for the Soiux Falls Thunderstorm of the Inter-Continental Football League. You may recognize his dulcet tones as the spokesman for Shlatzman's Malt Liquor ("It's Not Beer, So Don't Call It Beer!") and Sweetco's Penicillin Nut Bar ("Munch The Pain Away With Sweetco!") SOME OF THE FANS FAVORITE PHRASES FROM CHET: "That kid's harder to catch than a glimpse of your neighbor's wife naked!" "This game was over quicker than Sunday mass in Las Vegas!" "Like a waitress with a bad memory, he just keeps comin' at ya!" CHET'S HOMER CALL - "That baby's hit well, back, back, back... 'Scuse Me While I Kiss The Sky! Home run!" CHET'S GREETING - "Ohhhh brother! I don't belieeeve it!" CHET'S SIGN-OFF - "This is Chet Waterhouse reminding you to Play With Pain!" Check out S-RADIO for audio clips from Chet!