Tubster's LOCK OF THE WEEK –
Pantsarepoppin’ in the 3rd at Del Mar. Daredevil could see
how good this horse is…
Need a quick two potato chips to cover your Valentine’s
Day losses? Start here: NAIA fencing. Look for Lockport to shiskebob
East Stroudsburg.
Don’t tell anyone you heard it here, but my lumberjack mole
tells me the Snap-On Tools team has the inside track at the Timbersports
regionals this week in Hayward, WI…
Nobody tops the barbecued half-pig at Chunky’s Casino off
I-95 near the abandoned paint factory (formerly Dikke Devil’s
Adult Shoppe)…
Don’t blame me if you got sucked in by the German Shephard’s
puppy eyes and took a flea bath on your Best-Of-Show bet for Westminster.
I told you weeks ago – according to my ‘Chinese’
friend, it’s the year of the Terrier.
You an egghead bettin’ man? The Silver Chaps sporsbook has
war in Iraq at 3-to-1. I’d take that and cover my rear with
a “Saddam exiles in Syria” bet for one potato chip.
Gotta go, the video poker progressive at the Cactus Saddle is
callin’ my name…
-The Tubster
We all know unsanctioned
gambling is illegal, and Sportalicious! would never condone it.
But if you're playing at the kitchen table, an innocent game with
your kids…
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