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"Wooden kegs keep the beer
fresher," says Phillips. |
Nashville, TN - Tennessee
State Athletic Director Teresa Phillips, who last week fired her
men’s basketball coach and took over the team herself, found
the male-only experience so “awesome” she joined the
Alpha Nu fraternity on campus and immediately threw a “Sleep
Is For Sissies” party. Phillips stayed up 41 consecutive
hours, drinking, drag-racing cars in reverse and watching Spectravision.
When asked for comment, Phillips said, “I never knew what
I was missing! This is SO much more fun than bein’ a chick!”
Phillips then did a bong water shot, paddled a pledge’s
ass bloody and tried to hit on a hot sorority girl before passing
out over a lit stove.
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