Ooh, we're makin' money this week! (I got to... My Aztek didn't hold Blue Book value - how could it, in ten pieces?)... One potato chip on: Pennypound College to take NCAA Division III Ice Dancing crown. Russian immigrants stuck in rural Maine - you figure it out! Three chips on: Boyng Institute to take the NAIA Division C Snowmobile championships. This little Utah school of aeronautics (enrollment 147) likes 'flying' on snow, too! Four Chips on: Gunderson Tech - my source in NCAA Division IIIA Ice Fishing tells me because of a new bacon-wild rice bait, this northern Minnesota school is a lock! Speakin' of bacon - when you're layin' down these lock bets at Hal O's Aloe Inn (near Needles, CA) try the bacon ice cream - don't think about it, just do it! And thank me later! (Homemade sopa in the johns there too - perfect for a quickie washcloth shower!) Now, here's your cover bet: four potato chips on Clyde School Of Design in Division IV Water Hockey - they not only dominate, they look sharp doin' it!... or my name ain't... The Tubster NEXT WEEK: Join me with the staff for our Oscar picks! We all know unsanctioned gambling is illegal, and Sportalicious! would never condone it. But if you're playing at the kitchen table, an innocent game with your kids using potato chips…knowledge is power, that's all we're saying.