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Mel Gibson: Jews Killed Baseball!

 

New York, NY - Actor and director Mel Gibson shocked even veteran gossip-monger Diane Sawyer Monday night when, in a specially televised edition of "ABC Primetime," he said that not only had the Jews killed Christ but that they had destroyed baseball as well through a series of underhanded labor maneuvers. Gibson seemed to keep his cool for the first ten minutes of the interview, but when Sawyer asked him, "Does the word 'Jew' just echo in your head sometimes until it drives you nuts?", Gibson visibly dropped his publicity facade and said, "It rattles around in my cranium like beans in a maraca!" At that point he spoke for eight minutes, thirty-one seconds non-stop, the second-longest rant in "Primetime" history behind a nine-minute Madonna encyclical on the power of her own genitals in a 1995 Sam Donaldson interview. Gibson rapidly described how the Jews killed Christ, which he depicts in his new film, "How the Friggin' Jews Killed Christ," then dove right into the "conspiracy" the Jews masterminded to derail baseball as America's Number One sport. "All because the Dodgers moved from Brooklyn?! SHAME on you, Jews!" Gibson chortled right into the camera lens. A spokesman for Jews issued a statement of "no comment, except for 'Pffaa! and maybe Eucchh!"

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