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Giambi closed by apologizing
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New York, NY - A remorseful
but nonetheless giant 'roid- skulled Jason Giambi
held what the Yankees called "an addendum
guilt press conference" to his original apology press
conference, mainly to announce that in addition to his steroid
use he would also like to apologize to the American people
for the Bush Administration's failure to find weapons of
mass destruction in Iraq. "We looked really hard,"
said Giambi, "under the sand and in tunnels and everything.
Sorry. Really." Giambi teared up and subsequently broke
down, but not before also apologizing for Joe Buck's
overreaction to Randy Moss's mime mooning
incident and for a stale batch of Milk Duds that somehow
got national distribution.
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