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"And McGuire - was he
a real prankster?" |
New York, NY - Former major
league outfielder Jose Canseco's tell-all
book hit the shelves Monday, and the twitchy galoot not
only named names and spilled the steroid beans, he let fly
with a wild assortment of other accusations that left pundits'
jaws dropping! Canseco insists he had a three-way with Ted
Kennedy and Bobby Jr. at a celebrity
badminton tourney on Martha's Vinyard in '99. Said an angry
Ted Kennedy, "You should know by now my response to
these kinds of idiotic accusations: did I do it? -- maybe.
Anything can happen during a blackout." In addition,
Canseco insisted he actually had BALCO steroid cream injected
into his frontal lobe to create a "brain Twinkie"
and that he gave Star Jones the pep talk that turned her
career around when she was just a fat unknown. Canseco also
claims to have written the first five chapters of "Harry
Potter And The Sorcerer's Stone" on a series of pub
napkins while on a snooker tour of England, only to have
misplaced them. Typically, Mike Wallace
got none of the details out of him. Steroids, steroids,
blah blah blah!
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