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"It'll be fun," say Breasts. |
A gorgeous pair of female breasts has been selected to sing
the National Anthem at an upcoming Los Angeles Lakers home game. “Breasts
are such an awesome part of the NBA package and yet they’ve never
sung the Anthem!” said NBA promo rep Dick Skurg. “We’ve
had players, coaches, refs, ballboys, ushers, vendors, parking attendants,
ticket scalpers, and even a real singer once, I think, but never a breast,
so I felt we ought to give them their due.” The pert, fleshy breasts
will sing it as a duet. “It’ll be cool and short,” said
the left breast, “Not like the Judds.” The breasts have sung
publicly before, appearing with Peabo Bryson at the LA County Boat Show,
and competing in preliminary rounds of the new Fox series, “Carson
Daly’s Search For A Hot Pair Of Breasts!”
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