
Daytona,
FL - This coming weekend’s running of the Daytona
500 stock car race may have to be cancelled after all eligible
drivers failed a standard State of Florida exhaust emissions test.
Emissions Control officer Tommy Jack Hartell, whose district includes
the Speedway, was working on a tip from nearby residents, who
said their hacking, phlegmy cigarette coughs got noticeably worse
on race weekends. Hartell had to force his electric Pansy Cart
2000 past Speedway personnel and then said he “smelled somethin’
unright” as he neared pit row. He personally tested and
ticketed over thirty race teams before having to be airlifted
out by a National Guard unit.
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