Nothing much happenin' in Vegas this week - except that little thing called the SUPER BOWL! And the new sexy pirate show at Treasure Island! What a WEEK! Oh yeah, sure - Carolina and the points seems like the place to drop a whole bag of tater chips - but don't. Lay off. Lotta people ask me why I'm overweight. Well - I use all my discipline on my gaming. That's why a pro like me can lay off the obvious bet and make hay on the sidebets. All of these bets are available at Rollie The Surf Toe's Casino and Waterpark in Trundle, east of Primm, Nevada. Watch and observe... Most Butt Taps In Warmup Line - Carolina, two potato chips. First Team To Lose Its Footing On The Turf - New England, one chip. First Clipboard Toss To Ground That Catches Toe Of Player - John Fox, two chips. Caught Spitting On Camera - Jake Delhomme, Carolina, one chip. Leave Field Before Half Is Over - Carolina, three chips. First He-Man Pose After Routine Tackle - New England, one chip. Next Eight He-Man Poses - New England, one chip. Fight On Bench Clearly Using Cuss Words - Carolina defense, two chips. Cheerleaders Most Oblivious To Game Action - Carolina, two chips. Injury Due To Celebratory Shoulder Shimmy - New England, one chip. and finally... Substitution Due To Food Poisoning - Carolina, running back, one chip. Speaking of... the best peanut-butter/cumin taquitos on the planet are at the Houston airport, Gate 41! Try to route your flight on Northwest Texas Airways... or my name ain't ... The Tubster We all know unsanctioned gambling is illegal, and Sportalicious! would never condone it. But if you're playing at the kitchen table, an innocent game with your kids using potato chips…knowledge is power, that's all we're saying.