Cheddar Falls, WI - In a move no other website has gotten drunk enough to make, Sportalicious! is taking one of its weekly regular features -- the Big Poll! -- and putting it in every single hole on the website. Including this one! Because of the world oil crisis, only one Big Poll!, the regular Big Poll! in the southeast corner of the page, can log votes. The others all reflect final tabulations from last week's Big Poll-apalooza near Alpine Valley, WI, which featured over fifty Big Polls, plus performances by Molly Hatchet and Head East. Rated first place through eighth! Later, dudes. Editor's note: Photo on left not really our corporate headquarters.

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