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Tuesday, January 25, 2005



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 Manning Boards First Flight To Nepal!

Cheddar Falls, WI - In a move no other website has gotten drunk enough to make, Sportalicious! is taking one of its weekly regular features -- the Big Poll! -- and putting it in every single hole on the website. Including this one! Because of the world oil crisis, only one Big Poll!, the regular Big Poll! in the southeast corner of the page, can log votes. The others all reflect final tabulations from last week's Big Poll-apalooza near Alpine Valley, WI, which featured over fifty Big Polls, plus performances by Molly Hatchet and Head East. Rated first place through eighth! Later, dudes. Editor's note: Photo on left not really our corporate headquarters.

 

 

 

Biggest reason this issue of Sportalicious! is all Big Polls!
heroin shipment delayed
nap ran long
had to take down xmas stuff
felt "queasy"
cd in brain skipped for hours
acid flashback
other site dared us
IRS audit "sucking up" time
 

 

   


The Wire
 
EXCLUSIVES!
The Big Poll!

Chet: Best Alternate Title For Big Poll!

Big Poll Pictorial!
     


 

 

 

After Tiger and Elin, which would be the next best storybook golf wedding?
Michele Wie/Annika Sorenstam
Duffy Waldorf/Ricki Lake
Vijay Singh/Condoleeza Rice
Craig Stadler/Star Jones
Phil Mickelson/some stripper
Sergio Garcia/J-Lo
Colin Montgomery/Colin Montgomery
John Daly/Courtney Love
 

 

   
   








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