Okay - holidays are over folks! - my ex-wife's back in Bradenton, Florida, I got the late payment fees taken off my three highest credit cards, and I lost a half pound jogging back to the Shell station for a gallon of gas - let's go make some moolah! One potato chip on 9-year-old Scottie Thalmus to win at least two tourneys this year on the PGA's newest circuit, Bigsoy Plumpidogs.com PeeWee Tour... Two potato chips on Glum College to win their seventh Iowa-Nebraska Conference of Overzealous Religious Colleges curling championships - C'mon INCRRC - put up a fight!... Four chips on Skeeziks Race Team to set a new land snowmobile record at Dal Marquist's North Dakota Speed Farm - let Penn Pfumfer drive, Dal - the kid's got 'it'! One chip on Highlights Magazine's favorite color survey to come up "green"... Five chips on Butch Lanyard to upset Bill Witch in the Arkansas Bareknuckle Quail Catch - the mitts on that guy! - they're the size of soup bowls... Speakin' of - for a belly-warmer mid-day, try the tomato sauce cheesecurds at the Grease Pit in Hydraulic Jack's Casino - that's a 'bowl game' you'll win every time! Or my name ain't... The Tubster NEXT WEEK: Super Bowl Picks!! We all know unsanctioned gambling is illegal, and Sportalicious! would never condone it. But if you're playing at the kitchen table, an innocent game with your kids using potato chips…knowledge is power, that's all we're saying.