The NFL doesn't love what you do for me, Toyota.

New York, NY - The NFL informed the Toyota Motor Company in no uncertain terms that it will not tolerate the politically charged ad for the gas-saving Prius automobile Toyota planned to run during the Super Bowl. "We don't want to let them trick us into running an ad with a political stand," said NFL publicist Gina Gerbst-Nockton. "Politics and polarized messages are not what the NFL is about. Our whole mission is to numb the fan so he ignores all other reality, even fire alarms." Gerbst-Nockton said despite scantily clad women with nice boobs in the ad, it still didn't fly by the league's Ad Standards Committee. "Nice boobage can't cover the fact that this is some left-wing fringe group trying to promote a zealous agenda to crumble the entire US auto industry. Gas saving car?! I mean, c'mon, we weren't born yesterday." Gerbst-Nockton then admitted that her boss, Wendy Pyle-Pant, had indeed delivered a child yesterday, a baby boy named Gus Phoenix Pyle-Pant, but insisted the figure of speech lost no power. "We're sending a message," she added, "and the message to all other advertisers is, leave your communist, money-saving, energy-efficient drivel at the doorstep. Maybe a less-than-American sport like stock car racing needs it. We don't." At this point she clicked her heels twice and disappeared.