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Stopped for no gain again. |
Los Angeles, CA - The national champ USC
Trojans finally put an end to days and days of pummeling rain
in the Los Angeles area by beating back the torrential storm, 37-10 on
a rainy field at the LA Coliseum Monday evening, improving
their season record to 14-0. "I don't normally talk about other programs,"
said head coach Pete Carroll, "but let's see Auburn
do that." The Trojans took control early with two quick scores and
never looked back. "We thought we had a good defensive scheme,"
said a storm cloud vaguely in the shape of former ESPN
analyst Lee Corso, "we played a Trees Down/Three
Gust formation. We pound Seattle with that on a regular basis. Tonight,
nothing." The Trojans jumped to a 28-0 halftime lead and then coasted,
using up most of the second half with a punishing run game that derailed
the storm's desperate strategy of downing power lines. Reggie
Bush scored on a spectacular punt return when he broke the ankle
tackle of a mud slide and outraced a water spout 63 yards to the end zone.
A grateful governer Arnold Schwarzenegger, who had been
lambasting the National Weather Service to "do some-ting," has
invited the Trojans to the Governor's Mansion for Austrian Ligament Stew
and a leg wrestling contest.
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