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"Think this is the one?" |
Klantastic, SC
- With FBI agents closing in, a ring of weirdo mullet-haired
touring carnival workers admitted to local authorities that
they had been hired to erect the flimsy structure of the
Bowl Championship Series selection process
and would begin dismantling it immediately "before
we run 'er too damn fast and some kid gits hurted,"
said carny crew chief Glinton "Turb" Butchard.
The FBI may give the carny crew immunity in return for their
testimony as to who hired them to erect the shaky, unsound
BCS to begin with. The carny workers had narrowly dodged
more serious charges just that morning when the Tilta-Whirl
they'd erected for Klantastic's Fun Days broke off from
its moorings and sent one of its cars flying into a nearby
gator swamp. The two teenagers in the car were high, however,
and thought it was the absolute best day of their lives,
so no charges were filed. Butchard said their detainment
would force Hairton, Kentucky and Blip, Alabama to find
new unreliable carny guys for their upcoming town celebrations.
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