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He's got the right haircut
for Northern Wisconsin.
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Green Bay, WI - Will miracles never cease?
Or, ever cease? Or whichever one it is? While the Green Bay Packers
were finding miraculous ways to beat the Seattle Seahawks
Sunday, 33-27 in overtime, fans standing in line for beer at historic
Lambeau Field swarmed by the thousands to get a glimpse
of the face of Jesus formed in frost on a glass emergency
door by the breath of a woman who had passed out at halftime and slumped
against some cheese curd barrels. Gina Lynn Sunvold, a 27-year-old part-time
work glove model for Farm 'N Fleet, had been temporarily
squatting at Lambeau since the Packers' victory over Denver
in the last week of the regular season, surviving on bratwurst and frozen
beer she found in the stadium bleachers. By kickoff Sunday she was moderately
drunk, dressed in only her bra and snowmobile pants, and already hallucinating
from lack of sleep. After several packs of men in hunting gear gave her
free beer buckets, Sunvold sat down by the cheese curd barrels, as she
said at the time, "to take stock." She immediately passed out
and according to cheese curd vendor Gordy Knutsen, "I heard her head
smack into the exit door, and I was fryin' curds at the time, which is
the loudest sound cheese ever makes for sure." When Knutsen stepped
over to cover Sunvold's breasts with an old ratty Hamm's Beer
blanket, he clearly saw Jesus's head in the frosty window exhaust next
to her mouth and nose. A crowd quickly gathered to stare at the frosty
Jesus and at Sunvold's breasts. After the Packer victory, grateful fans
started a candlelight vigil began behind the cheese curd stand in an effort
to keep Sunvold comatose but breathing the Jesus shape. Thousands of drunks
from miles around have made the pilgrimage though the majority have admitted
they can't remember why. Sunvold will not be removed until the Packers
lose.
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